Five Things NOT OK for your Front Yard this Halloween Season

Ah, yes. The Airblown Inflatable Hearse. 5 ft. tall. Over 9 ft. wide. NO THANK YOU."Flaming" Jack o' Lantern". A steal at $39.99.
6 foot tall Sound and Motion Activated Animated Witch with Cauldron? I think not. And who can forget the butler?
Last, but certainly not least, the Airblown Inflatable Mortuary. Do yourself a favor and take this one off the shelves, Bed Bath & Beyond!

Guys, this crap is what's wrong with the world today. Want a sure-fire way to ruin the nice landscaping of your front lawn? Stick a giganto blow up figure right smack dab in the middle. This goes for all you Santa in the snow globe people too. Don't think you're exempt just because it falls under the season of giving.

No offense, just my humble opinion.

But the next time you're at the store...and you find yourself reaching for that inflatable, large, hideous, creature...no matter what your children say...PUT IT BACK.

JUST SAY NO!!!