Our sweet little dog Maggie has been diligently working on a flowerbed for us the past few weeks. Day after day she was at work in the backyard, most likely trying to create the perfect hole in the ground. But why stop at one hole? Let's just dig 4 or 5 until they all combine to become one perfect ditch. And then let's lay in it during the warm weather to keep cool. And then mommy & daddy will be so happy with what I've done and realize that grass was never meant to live there in the first place.
We are so proud!
I really should've taken some before and after pictures. This mini-landscaping job has been a long time coming. And perhaps we were asking for it, as she's been slightly neglected, not receiving her 2 walks a day for the past month or two. I know. Not spoiled in the least, right?
Well, the top soil, plants, and mulch are in...along with a nice stone border, thanks to Seth. And Maggie was sweetly reminded that digging up the expensive azalea and/or its sibling plants would render severe conseqences. From her father. (Please. I don't want to be the one she hates!) Hopefully there won't be anymore backyard landscaping in the near future, seeing as we are limited on space as it is. If Seth had his way, our cedar tree would come down and suffer a painful and tragic death but I cannot justify spending money to cut down a pain-in-the-butt tree. Yet. Luckily the pansies and petunias are still hanging in there from the winter months so we don't have to re-do the front yard yet...but I have a feeling this warmer weather will do them in over the next few weeks.
I took a quick snapshot of the finished product. I know it's not much...

OH, I almost forgot about the best part of our gardening experience this weekend. As I'm working the flower food into the ground, my nose picks up on a horrible stench frighteningly close to where I'm kneeling. I freeze and 2 thoughts quickly come to mind:
1) Did someone soil their pants?
or
2) Did Maggie poop somewhere near here?
Then came the lightbulb. I calmly asked Seth the following:
Mary: "Honey...did you put some of Maggie's poop in this hole?"
Seth: "Yeah I thought it'd be good fertiliz....get your hands outta there!!!!!!!!!!"
Gag me.
In other news...
Less than one month until the MS150! I had a great weekend of training and hope to fit in 2 more distance rides before the big weekend. Seth will be so sad when the bike rides are over because right now he gets to go play golf while I'm on the road. Needless to say, he is way spoiled right now. But he is a great help each weekend as I prepare for the rides...please, like I know how to pump up my tires, keep up the bike maintenance, and load the bike rack on the car. So his efforts do not go unnoticed. He gets up super early to help me with this every Saturday and I love him for it!! :)
Here's an interesting article for your St. Patty's Day enjoyment. It has nothing to do with the holiday, but I thought you might appreciate the head's up:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23355862/
And sadly enough, I believe it. Once a stellar waitress back in the day, I can fully attest to the neglectful treatment of lemons (and pretty much everything else) behind closed doors. I'm sorry people, but when whiny guests are at their table asking for this, complaining about that, sometimes you just have to give them what they want, whether or not sanitation is an issue. We once ran out of clean forks, and as I calmly explained that to a male guest, he simply said "I don't care...I just need a fork now!"
So folks. I gave him what he wanted. He got his fork, alright. But I stand by my previous comment that "we were temporarily out of clean forks". Too bad so sad for him.
I'll stop the blogging there :)